| Looking for | Something Else |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | Postgraduate |
| Profession | Teaching/Education |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Separated |
| Hair | Light Brown |
| Eyes | Grey |
| Build | Athletic |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Pisces |
| Height | 5'9/175cm |
Humourous, witty, charming and suave are qualities I hope to achieve before I die. <br>Love to eat good food, stay fit, do nice things blah blah blah, but mainly I'm just a dead nice guy looking for a dead nice, pretty girl who makes me laugh before I'm er, dead.
| Jokes |
| Messing about |
| laughter |
| Straight face |
| hu mour bypass |
| Crows feet |