What NOT to say after sex!
We know what its like, you’ve just just made love with that special someone (or maybe, not so special someone) and you can’t really just get up and walk away. Instead, you’ve got to think so something to say.
BUT, the problem is that there are so many things that you just shouldn’t say after you’ve just got it on.
So, we thought that we’d compile a list for you so that you can enjoy a post coital cuddle instead of a huge faux pas…
OK, you can leave now…
Whoa there! Whilst you maybe ready for your lover to leave, it’s a bit heartless to ask them to go as soon as you’ve rolled away.
So, am I a good lover?
If you’re asking, you probably don’t want to know the answer.
Was it good for you?
Like above, if you’ve got to ask then it’s most likely you don’t want to hear what the true response would be (we’ve heard about someone responding “it was better than a root canal” to that question).
I love you
Unless you’ve said it before, after sex is not the best time to say it for the first time. EVER.
Clean Up, aisle you!!
No one needs to be reminded that they have to go “clean up” so just keep quiet.
That was SO much better than my ex
You may think that this is a compliment. It’s not.
My was ex is SO much better…
If you say this just after you’ve had sex with someone then you deserve to never have sex, ever again.
I can’t wait to tell my girlfriends about THIS
Blokes know that you’re most likely going to tell your BFF about your latest lay BUT they don’t need to KNOW, if you know what we mean.
I can’t wait to have a baby
Quickest way to ensure you never see this person again (unless you’re planning a baby together and then well, that’s fine).
Oh hang on, let me just take this call/text
You’re not that important. You can call/text them back later when you have clothes on.
What was your name again?
If you don’t remember their name, do yourself (and them) a favour and use some form of endearment.
I think I’m going to be sick
No explanation needed!
You’re not going to tell anyone about this…are you?
Brings a new meaning to the walk of shame.
So what do you think? Have we left anything off the list? Tweet us @urbansocialcom
