24 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards for Singles
Let’s just cut to the chase – Valentine’s Day can be a bit rubbish. Especially if you’re single.
If you’ve been anywhere near a supermarket since just after Christmas, you’ll have seen your fair share of heart-shaped balloons, heart-shaped chocolates, and saccharine, cheesy, lovey-dovey greetings cards.
You’re probably sick of it, and who can blame you? So if you want to show Hallmark who’s boss this February 14th, send one of these brilliantly creative V-Day cards made by brilliantly creative people to one of your single friends.
1. People ARE idiots
Snap your single friend back to reality and help them see that Valentine’s Day could be so much worse! Oh, and this one’s a print-at-home digital file, so it makes for an ideal last-dash option.
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2. Friends forever
Who needs men, eh? Show your single friend that you’ll be there for them (when the rain starts to fall, etc.)
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3. Be a little bubbly
Send to your friend, or send to yourself. Just make sure there’s an accompanying bottle of prosecco!
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4. Speak the truth
Roses ARE red. Violets ARE blue. And, yup, the rest of this card checks out too.
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5. Puppy love
One for the dog-lover in your life. Let them know they’re adored by both you and their four-legged friend.
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6. Be the best wingwoman known to man
Don’t abandon your best friend on Valentine’s day. Show them it’s ALWAYS mates before dates.
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7. Go nuts for donuts
That’s a BFF rallying cry if ever we heard one.
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8. Come in like a Wrecking Ball
Be a little cheeky and put a smile on a single friend’s card with this naughty Miley Cyrus-themed effort.
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9. There’s no such thing as bad pizza
Celebrate anti-valentine’s day by reaffirming your love of pizza. Hey, maybe you could even stick a gift card in there for a well-known pizza establishment?
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10. Worry no more…
Be a good friend and guarantee your single pals have at least one card to open on the big day.
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11. Be an amazing friend to your amazing friend
Cheer up your single friend on this cruelest of commercialised days by letting them know they’re loved – big time.
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12. Take back V-day from the love-struck…
Celebrate Palentine’s day instead! All of the fun, none of the disappointing candy or sorry petrol station flowers.
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13. In the pink
Hey hot stuff – time to get out there and shake your tail feathers!
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14. You’re so alone…
Want to be a little cruel? Repurpose this Christmas card as a V-day card and remind your single friend that they’re so damn alone. (Please take them out for a cocktail or two after!).
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15. The claws are out
Show your friend you have faith they’ll find love one day – with two legs, or four.
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16. Happy V-Day A-Hole
Class meets crude with this exquisitely designed card calling your dearest friend an arsehole on a day to celebrate love.
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17. Good vibrations
Here’s a card for your single gal pal who definitely has a Valentine’s date with her bedside drawer.
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18. A change of habit
No action on the horizon for you and your bestie? Make a convent covenant…
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19. Dammit Cupid
Show that little winged so and so what you really think!
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20. That about sums it up
Yup.
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21. Sizzling
A little confidence boost never did anyone any harm.
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22. You’re #winning!
You’re only truly winning when someone else is losing…
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23. It’s a matter of fact
It’s just another day. Nothing special about it.
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24. Stick together
Do you have a single friend who hates Valentine’s day as much as you? Send them this and stick together.
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Have we missed any from our list? Or do you have your own v-day idea for the singles in your life?
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